What lives here
- Web experiments
- Automation oddities
- Monitoring tools
- AI-assisted side quests
- Probably at least one graph that didn’t need to exist
JONH.AI
This is the front porch. Behind it: experiments, automations, dashboards, half-dangerous ideas, and a suspicious amount of curiosity.
Site mood
Somewhere between “competent engineer” and “friendly lab full of blinking lights.” The goal is useful first, boring never.
weird
playful
practical
slightly radioactive
Projects & portals
Current known doorways into the lair.
Status
Operational heartbeat, reports, and CheeseBot system pages.
NBA
Injuries, daily games, and basketball-shaped situational awareness.
WNBA
Daily games, standings, and women’s basketball situational awareness.
Running
Personal run history with maps, monthly totals, and workout details.
Stocks
Market reports, recent sends, and the financial weather report for money gremlins.
Weather
Forecast snapshots and atmospheric gossip from the sky machine.
CheeseBot Chat
A direct web chat interface for talking to CheeseBot in the browser.
Roadtrip
The eastern Oregon roadtrip site with trip info and album access.
Cheesemakers 1992
The Cheese Makers site, restored to the project list where it belongs.
Principles
Make it fast. Make it legible. Make it a little delightful. Then let it do work while humans go do something better.
booting jonathanhays.ai... loading projects... ok calibrating whimsy... ok-ish deploying front porch... done